On|nO T-I-M-E

Time ain't nothing but time
It's a verse with no rhyme
Man, it all comes down to you

Change ain't nothing but change
Just the faces and the names
But you know we're gonna make it through

I'll believe
When you don't believe in anything
-Bon Jovi "Next 100 Years"

I wonder if Bon Jovi has some knowledge of special theory of relativity. I'm drowning in my physics module. Even though what I'm learning is pretty cool, my mind seem to reject science stuff. Ha, it is not only counter-intuitive, it's counter-everything we assume to be true. So at the end of the day, we get a really strange view of the world. I'm definitely declaring S/U for my physics module... [switched off ]

Here's my pseudo-physics theory for everyday life:

Disclaimer: This is just to release some stress, any serious scientists out there should forgive my stupidity.

1) The more you dread going to someplace, the more you should speed up getting there. Because then time slows down. So if you hate driving to school, the more you should accelerate.

2) There is a reason, why we should remain still in class. Especially if the lesson is boring, cause with less speed, time for the observer goes faster than for an observer on a fast moving object.

3)If we can move fast enough, we might live forever. Here's an anti-ageing method for all you people.

4)If light is the only constant, and time and space are only realtive, what happen to places where light can't reach? What happen to those observers? The same still applies? What happens to those strange creatures at the bottom of the ocean?

5)Time goes fastest for things moving slowly, no wonder trees and plants tend to have such long life. In a blink of an eye for them, a 100 years have passed. To anyone keen on obtaining immortality, you can either consider travelling at the speed of light, or not moving at all. so either, you stretch time or you compress time.

6)If you want to impress your boyfriend, no need to go for slimming pills, you can make him look at you on a speeding object. He will see a more compressed you.

7)If lawyers can get a good hang of special theory of relativity, and if it is accepted as a possible evidence in law. They might even argue that the sequence of events depend on the observer. Now, if time is relative, maybe for different observers, the sequence of events could be confused. Great defense case.

8) If the constant for causal events is not time but light.Since light is the only constant, what happens to things happening in the dark?