Painfully boring
I was at a dance performance with my sister. It was painfully boring. Oh my God. It was horrible and to think we paid money for that shitty performance. It was mind-numbingly, unbelievably, insanely boring. To top it off, it refused to end. I breathed a sigh of relief thinking that the first dance (In five bloody movements) was over. BUT NO! They came back out with more of the same boring stuff. We left at intermission. We didn't think we can sit through another 45 minutes of the self-indulgent, repetitive and overly conceptual choreography. It was pretentious. I fantasized an earthquake, with the ceiling collapsing on stage killing all. I wouldn't mind if I got crushed in process. It was really that bad. I am not exaggerating one bit.
What's mind boggling though, is that they got a standing ovation after the first half. We came to the conclusion that those were family and friends. Either that, or the people had really bad taste, or maybe we just completely missed the point.
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